Which programming language should you choose?
It doesn't matter. Pick any. As long as you’re gluing libraries, worshipping frameworks, and elegantly concealing incompetence behind layers of "magic", you’re doing just fine.
After all, it's all just ancient text rituals running on toasters if you want to.

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