Behold the latest in privacy paranoia: a toolkit to scrub imaginary tracking dots while your codebase rots at GitHub's altar of automation! 
Because nothing screams cutting-edge #innovation like an overhyped DIY project on #GitHub, right? 
https://github.com/dfd-tud/deda #privacyparanoia #DIYproject #automation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
Aprilscherze 2025: Die IT-Welt lacht! Von Nokia-Konzerten in der Royal Albert Hall bis zu Blumenkraftwerken - die besten Streiche des Jahres im Überblick. #Aprilscherz #TechHumor https://winfuture.de/news,150026.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
Oh, look! Another "revolutionary" tool that prevents you from enduring the pure joy of clicking "Next" during a Windows install. Because we all know the world desperately needed an app to generate XML files for our single annual Windows setup adventure. 
https://schneegans.de/windows/unattend-generator/ #revolutionarytools #Windowsinstall #XMLfiles #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
So, some guy turned his house into a battery graveyard because apparently, plugging into the grid was too mainstream. 
Meanwhile, YouTube is back to annoying users, because why improve when you can irritate?
https://techoreon.com/a-man-powers-home-8-years-laptop-batteries/ #batterygraveyard #YouTubefrustration #techhumor #alternativeenergy #socialmediaantics #HackerNews #ngated
In a stunning display of scientific #ambition, researchers are breathlessly touting the #simulation of nematode brains—because, apparently, failing for 25 years wasn't enough! 
At this rate, we're only a few millennia away from simulating something as complex as a goldfish, but hey, dream big or go home, right? 
https://asteriskmag.com/issues/09/we-can-must-and-will-simulate-nematode-brains #scientificinnovation #nematodes #research #techhumor #brainresearch #HackerNews #ngated
404 Intelligence Not Found: In a stunning display of cyber-eloquence, this groundbreaking exposé dives into the riveting topic of... absolutely nothing. But fear not, the enigmatic "403 Forbidden" message is here to make sure you're sufficiently #bamboozled. 
https://aiola.ai/blog/introducing-jargonic-asr/ #404Error #CyberSecurity #TechHumor #ForbiddenAccess #HackerNews #ngated
Kennt ihr das auch? Ihr arbeitet die ganze Nacht durch, der Code läuft endlich – und dann passiert es: ein kleiner Fehler und alles ist weg! 
Seid klüger – sichert eure Arbeit, bevor es zu spät ist!
#ITFail #BackupIstAlles #TechHumor #FlachwitzdesMonats #DeutschlandDigitalSicherBSI
Ah yes, the shocking revelation that #LLMs aren't magic wizards solving business logic problems. Who knew AI chatbots weren't the secret sauce for world domination? 
Stick to #APIs, unless you enjoy watching your project self-destruct in spectacular fashion. 
https://sgnt.ai/p/hell-out-of-llms/ #AIchatbots #BusinessLogic #ProjectManagement #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Oh, Charlie! 
Turns out selling imaginary startups for $175M isn't as easy as it sounds, especially when you're up against JPMorgan's crack team of "Oops, we missed that" experts. Apparently, the real crime here is still believing banks have a clue. 
https://apnews.com/article/charlie-javice-convicted-fraud-jp-morgan-783cb7b089f6ab5d814c4c0984f0302b #imaginarystartups #JPMorgan #bankingfail #techhumor #startupstruggles #HackerNews #ngated
"ICE kicking out everyone who's not glued to their keyboard with #Javascript enabled! Need help? Contact the 'We're Sorry You Didn't Code Correctly' #hotline. 
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https://www.rochesterfirst.com/rochester/ice-deporting-bhutanese-refugees/ #ICE #TechHumor #CodingFail #DeveloperJokes #KeyboardWarriors #HackerNews #ngated
Ah, the "revolutionary" IMAP protocol, the savior of decentralized email communication...from 1986! Just what we needed: another tech blog post explaining how your dusty mailserver doesn't actually need a Silicon Valley overlord to function. Email is so cutting-edge, even your grandma's AOL account is impressed! 
https://blog.lohr.dev/imap-introduction #IMAPprotocol #DecentralizedEmail #TechHumor #EmailHistory #SiliconValley #HackerNews #ngated
Forbidden Revolution: A gripping tale of...nothing! 
nginx bravely blocks your access to groundbreaking insights, leaving you with a hearty dose of #FOMO and a blank screen. Truly, the revolution is here—hidden behind an error code.
https://drb.ie/articles/talkin-about-a-revolution/ #ForbiddenRevolution #nginxError #BlankScreen #TechHumor #HiddenInsights #HackerNews #ngated
In a groundbreaking journalistic achievement, this article explores the riveting world of 403 Forbidden errors—truly the cutting-edge of internet reportage. Would-be readers are left on the edge of their seats, wondering if Luigi Mangione is a coder or a pizza chef. 
https://www.newsweek.com/luigi-mangione-inspired-ballot-initiative-targets-health-insurance-denials-2052789 #403ForbiddenErrors #InternetReportage #LuigiMangione #CodingVsCooking #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Oh no, the world's most thrilling edge-of-seat drama unfolds as the internet collectively panics over... a 403 Forbidden error! With all the pomp of a wet noodle, GitHub's quest for drama fizzles out like a soggy firecracker. 
https://www.praetorian.com/blog/codeqleaked-public-secrets-exposure-leads-to-supply-chain-attack-on-github-codeql/ #internetdrama #GitHub403 #errorpanic #soggyfirecracker #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
Oh, joy! Another thrilling deep dive into why Span<T> is the Usain Bolt of byte array comparisons, leaving poor old 'msvcrt.dll' in the dust. Because, clearly, the world desperately needed a solution to a problem nobody was complaining about. 
https://richardcocks.github.io/2025-03-30-FasterThanMemCmp.html #SpanT #UsainBolt #byteArrayComparison #msvcrt #dll #techHumor #developerLife #HackerNews #ngated
Oh, look! Another "must-read" compilation of laws, principles, and theories for developers, because clearly, every coder needs to worship at the altar of Amdahl and Dunbar to function. 
But don't forget to buy the book, listen to the podcast, and maybe even fund the author’s caffeine addiction while you're at it. 
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https://hacker-laws.com/ #mustread #developerlaws #codingprinciples #techhumor #bookrecommendation #caffeineaddiction #HackerNews #ngated
Ah yes, who needs LinkedIn when you can join "The Grid" 
—a digital utopia where your resume will finally ascend to the virtual heavens, only if you have a large enough screen, of course. Just imagine hovering, clicking, and previewing your way to professional glory while your privacy is allegedly "secured" in a mystical, limited-time offering .
https://10000resumes.com #DigitalUtopia #TheGrid #FutureOfWork #OnlinePrivacy #TechHumor #ResumeRevolution #HackerNews #ngated
Which programming language should you choose?
It doesn't matter. Pick any. As long as you’re gluing libraries, worshipping frameworks, and elegantly concealing incompetence behind layers of "magic", you’re doing just fine.
After all, it's all just ancient text rituals running on toasters if you want to.
#Programming #CodeLife #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #FrameworkHell
#CodeMagic #SoftwareEngineering #ToasterDrivenDevelopment #DevSatire
#ChooseYourWeapon #CodingTruths #AncientCodeRituals #GluingCodeTogether #coding
Oh no! Your TV's newfound sentience has taken over, playing videos *just because it can*—clearly outsmarting your JavaScript-disabled setup. 
Meanwhile, you're left pondering the mysteries of AI autonomy as your #cookies crumble. 
https://support.vizio.com/s/article/Ambient-or-Scenic-Mode-showing-on-my-TV?language=en_US #AIautonomy #TVsentience #JavaScript #techhumor #HNstories #HackerNews #ngated
