Mick's Suite<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> </p><p>... um .. itz not Tesla's long lost cousin, by any chance is it 🤫 . . who was so sophisticated he reinstated one of the s's coz.. well .. coz he could .. & said hello to some additional characters coz he was so .. um .. inclusive ... ⁉️ 👌 .. 🤔</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tesla</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tessler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tessler</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>science</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/history" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>history</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/surplus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>surplus</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/marxwasright" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>marxwasright</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/liberalssuck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>liberalssuck</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nooffence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nooffence</span></a></p>
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Absolute Memery 🎭<p>💩 <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Nick Marsh<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://discordian.social/@RogerBW" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>RogerBW</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.vivaldi.net/@BigJackBrass" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>BigJackBrass</span></a></span> he knew all about it. Like when his wife would go into Macy’s in New York.<br><a href="https://masto.ai/tags/homonym" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homonym</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/teehee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>teehee</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/no" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>no</span></a>? <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/comeon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comeon</span></a>! <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/thatwasgood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>thatwasgood</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/alright" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>alright</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/belikethat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>belikethat</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/bloodyaudiences" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bloodyaudiences</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/toughcrowd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toughcrowd</span></a></p>
Jayne<p>Punny people of fedi, can you help with a pun on the tip of my tongue?</p><p>A few years ago while driving around Berkeley / Oakland, I saw a window blinds and shades business van with the absolute best slogan, which has somehow been wiped from my mind.</p><p>The gist was that if you didn't like your window shades/blinds/curtains, they'd improve them for you. Like maybe "If you don't like the view from your windows, let us cast some shade for you"</p><p>It was certainly punchier than that, but I'm pretty sure window(s), view, and shade(s) were mentioned. Maybe also tired, old, and/or window treatment(s)</p><p>ps: Alcatraz Shade Shop is in that general area, and the store has a letter board that they put similarly themed puns on, but I'm certain the punny slogan I'm thinking of was on the back of a van, in a more permanent sort of livery.</p><p><a href="https://www.alcatrazshade.com/signs-of-billboard-past" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">alcatrazshade.com/signs-of-bil</span><span class="invisible">lboard-past</span></a></p><p><a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/berkeley" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>berkeley</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/oakland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oakland</span></a></p>
Murdoc Addams 🧛🏻:ri: 🇨🇦<p>Not mine, but today is a good excuse to repost this because it's my favorite joke in a long time. 🤣<br><a href="https://autistics.life/tags/easter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>easter</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://autistics.life/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a></p>
Niamh Bernadette (They/Them)The Mona L'Easter<br>
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Happy Easter! 🐣 and/or Happy Sunday! 🎉<br>
Hope you have a lovely day, however you're spending it!!✨<br>
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This is some graffiti here in Bologna - with the new addition of bunny ears. When I thought of the title I told my friends and family and they sighed heavily and rolled their eyes - but that's a good sign, right?! 😂<br>
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<a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/photography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#photography</a><br>
<a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/amateurphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#amateurphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/street?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#street</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/streetart?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#streetart</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/urban?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#urban</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/city?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#city</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cityscape?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cityscape</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/grafitti?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#grafitti</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/art?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/monalisa?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#monalisa</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/easter?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#easter</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/holiday?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#holiday</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/sunday?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sunday</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/bunny?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bunny</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/yellow?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#yellow</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/urbanphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#urbanphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/afternoon?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#afternoon</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/spring?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#spring</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/travel?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#travel</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/bologna?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bologna</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/italy?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#italy</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/italia?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#italia</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/europe?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#europe</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/pasqua?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pasqua</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/pun?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pun</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/funny?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> ?? I mean it made me laugh. 😂
🙈 Cute & Funny Animals 🙉<p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Jokestodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokestodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/ChickensOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChickensOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Chicken" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chicken</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chickens</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Punster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Punster</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BadPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPun</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Animal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Animal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Animals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Animals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CuteAnimal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CuteAnimal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CuteAnimals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CuteAnimals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyAnimal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyAnimal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyAnimals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyAnimals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a></p>
Darrin L Rogers<p>Something I made for my intro stats class a few years ago. Nobody really appreciated it, which is a tragedy because it's absolutely top-notch humor.</p><p><a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/statistics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>statistics</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/professor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>professor</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/mean" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mean</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/median" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>median</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/mode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mode</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a></p>
Lars Marowsky-Brée 😷<p>In Bamberg ist man so stolz auf das lokale Gebäck, dass man eine handwerklich-amtliche Referenz vorgibt: das Eichhörnchen.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/vs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a></p>
TardisCaptain.com<p>I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.<br>Turns out I was on the mothership.</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
Niamh Bernadette (They/Them)🎶 Come on, Baby, Light my Fire 🔥 🎶 - T̶h̶e̶ D̶o̶o̶r̶s̶ This Door <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/Doorsday?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Doorsday</a><br>
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There was a little accident and a car caught fire and damaged the door. (Nobody was hurt, everyone is fine! ♥️). It happened a while ago - they just haven't replaced the door -<br>
Must have known Doorsday was coming! 🤭<br>
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<a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/photography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#photography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/amateurphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#amateurphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/door?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#door</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/urban?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#urban</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/city?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#city</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/doorphotography?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#doorphotography</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/wall?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wall</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/colours?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#colours</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/bologna?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bologna</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/travel?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#travel</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/thedoors?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#thedoors</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/music?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#music</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/explore?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#explore</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/pun?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pun</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/punny?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#punny</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/fire?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fire</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/dadjoke?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/architecture?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#architecture</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/porta?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#porta</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/portadì?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#portadì</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/italia?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#italia</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/citta?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#citta</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/old?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#old</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/urbanarchitecture?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#urbanarchitecture</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/travel?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#travel</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/europe?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#europe</a>
Different Than<p>This was on the dining room table when I got up. My kid gets up to some wild antics late at night.</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/teenagers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>teenagers</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/chess" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>chess</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/nuts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nuts</span></a></p>
Mumonkan<p>i should probably be ashamed of myself for this.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/newmexico" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>newmexico</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/nm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/abq" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>abq</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/biscochitos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>biscochitos</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/cheetos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cheetos</span></a></p>
b-rain<p><a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/busstation" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>busstation</span></a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>meme</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>I paid too many bills to be paying attention to things that don’t pay my bills.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>A fine is a tax for doing wrong.<br>A tax is a fine for doing well.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
TardisCaptain.com<p>What do British sea monsters eat?</p><p>Fish and ships.</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>When I said I was a monster in the bed, I was talking about eating cookies while watching TV )<br> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
weirdjokes<p>My friend said, "My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?"<br>Me: Cats. Cats love fish. <br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>laugh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smile</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sarcasm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sarcasm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/irony" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>irony</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/rofl" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rofl</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/prank" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prank</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/oneliner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>oneliner</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokeoftheday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokeoftheday</span></a><br>👍<br>Hot Jokes<br><a href="https://weird-jokes.com/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">weird-jokes.com/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p>
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