Kevin Karhan :verified:<p>Actually, it's <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQX4FLrm9ac" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">far simpler</a>:</p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/ThinkPads" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThinkPads</span></a> became the <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/AK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AK</span></a> (or rather <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/AKM" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AKM</span></a>) of <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Laptops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laptops</span></a> because 5-15 years ago one could get a baseline <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/refurbished" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>refurbished</span></a> or <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/used" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>used</span></a> &amp; <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/surplus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>surplus</span></a>'d X-series <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/ThinkPad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThinkPad</span></a> for like € 100 shipped... </p><ul><li>They are <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF-t-0hDDIA&amp;t=13s" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">thicc almagamations</a> of quality <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/plastic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>plastic</span></a> (<a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Thinkpadnium" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Thinkpadnium</span></a> is close to <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Nokianite" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nokianite</span></a> aka. <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Nokium" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nokium</span></a>) and <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Magnesium" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Magnesium</span></a> (for enhanced rigidity)... </li></ul><p>Even a <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/child" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>child</span></a> can <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/mod" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mod</span></a> and maintain it, and they do! </p><ul><li>It'll run whether the battery is missing, the screen ripped off or the SSD is dead.</li></ul><p><em>Jackal Voice</em>: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwK-M845QCw" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">"They ain't biodegradable!"</a></p><p><a href="https://infosec.space/tags/AK47" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AK47</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Laptop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laptop</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Laptops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laptops</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/refurbish" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>refurbish</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/reuse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>reuse</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/upcycle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>upcycle</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Hacking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hacking</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Modding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Modding</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/ThiccPad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThiccPad</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/tools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tools</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/PowerTools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PowerTools</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Hacker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hacker</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/HackerMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerMemes</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/HackingMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackingMemes</span></a></p>