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Dev Leader<p>A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why did the programmer stay in bed?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He was working on his REST API.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>There are two kinds of days for a developer: Days where everything works and<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>just kidding, those don’t exist</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechFun</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I love deadlines<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Especially the sound they make as they go whooshing by while I debug.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>"I'll just fix this one thing" said every developer ever<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>5 hours before discovering 20 other issues.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a></p>
Jörgi<p>The OkAPI</p><p><a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/ITJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ITJokes</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/itjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itjoke</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/developerjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>developerjokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why don't C++ programmers get lost?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They always have a pointer.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the JavaScript developer sad?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He didn't Node how to Express himself.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Roses are red, violets are blue<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>You're missing a semi colon on line 32</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Where do computers go to dance?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>The disk-O.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They said I didn't put in enough shifts.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why did the OOP programmer get kicked out of school?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Because he kept breaking the class rules.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the computer tired?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It had a hard drive.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What do you call a programmer from Scandinavia?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Nerdic.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechComedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechComedy</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>I have a great joke about concurrency bugs...<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>get it wouldn't but. you probably</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechFun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TechFun</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/GeekHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GeekHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What do you call a variable with a twin?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>A double!</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CodingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the OOP programmer always calm?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They were always able to compose themself.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DevJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DevJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
hugovangalen 🤖 🕹️ 😼<p><a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a></p>
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