Eli K.P. William<p>PREDICTION: Donald J. Trump is going to space.</p><p>I don't know if his heart will survive the journey but he’ll definitely say yes when one of his fawning space billionaires offers him a ride</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/prediction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prediction</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/firstfascistinspace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>firstfascistinspace</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/goneorbital" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>goneorbital</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/president" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>president</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spacejunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>spacejunk</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/constitutionalcrisis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>constitutionalcrisis</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/blastoff" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>blastoff</span></a></p>