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**Cysio ** @me · Mar 29, 2024

Mar 29, 2024

Cysio  @me

My follow requests being on is not about my safety, but about your safety

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**Enalys** @Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net · 2h

Enalys @Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net

Smolderg cutely rawring at you and rubbing against your legs, asking for pat-pat once you get back home.

#Dragon

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**Amethyst** @amethyst@derg.social · 1h

Amethyst @amethyst@derg.social

Also remember: a scritched derg is a happy derg~

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**Amber Holenn** @amberholenn@mastodon.social · 8h

Amber Holenn @amberholenn@mastodon.social

Snuggle mode Activated
#dogsofmastodon #dogmom #pawrent

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**Daniel Gibert** @danielgibert@mastodon.online · 11h

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Daniel Gibert @danielgibert@mastodon.online

I just made this silly but accurate thing. I'm silly too and i love it, but also i'm serious in my silliness.

An image of four European traffic signals, one of each basic type, all containing the image of a banana. On top it reads "European traffic signals explained"
First is square and blue, with a white banana. It says "You could eat a banana"
Second is round and blue, with a white banana. It says "You must eat a banana"
Third is white round with red border and a black banana. It says "You can't eat a banana"
Fourth is a white triangle with red border and a black banana. It says "Caution, a banana!"

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**mizblueprint** @mizblueprint@mastodon.online · 8h *

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mizblueprint @mizblueprint@mastodon.online

"Sunny day makes us so happy!" say Josie and Winnie.
#DogsOfMastodon
#BerneseMountainDog
#GoldenRetriever

A Bernese Mountain Dog and a Golden Retriever stand on a small wood deck on a sunny spring day.

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**cis white man** @violet_origin@oomfie.city · 8h

cis white man @violet_origin@oomfie.city

behold: the bluesky lib

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**Enalys** @Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net · 9h

Enalys @Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net

What is dragon equivalent of catnip?
#Dragon

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**DefJoe** @DefJoe@c.im · 9h

DefJoe @DefJoe@c.im

Mal in the cone. He keeps chewing on his injured foot. #dogsofmastodon

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**DivideByMcSquankException** @mcsquank@mastodon.online · 21h

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DivideByMcSquankException @mcsquank@mastodon.online

@SeanAloysiusOBrien did they misspell wokeism and put it on a sign or do they really dislike stir fry?

Picture of a wok with a red circle and line over it. Text reads, "Together, we can end wokism!"

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**Floon** @hteasley@mastodon.scot · 11h

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Floon @hteasley@mastodon.scot

If you have one goal in life, it should be to find a friend or partner who likes you enough to let you rest your head on their head and doesn’t mind that you are an utter goof. #DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #FediDogs #Mastodog

Phoebe the Insane Bulldog resting her head on Edgrrr the Gentleman Boston Terrier’s head, as he lays on the couch, the picture of tolerance. Phoebe looks extremely goofy with her tongue sticking out.

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**quat ∈ AO ∩ FWA** @quat@woof.group · 10h

10h

quat ∈ AO ∩ FWA @quat@woof.group

how do i explain to 18th century alchemist that turning lead into gold is not possible but turning plastic gloves into grape soda is

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**captain acab** @redsad@ohai.social · 12h

12h

captain acab @redsad@ohai.social

Otter lol

If students thoroughly read my online syllabus, they'll find an easter egg to send a picture of an otter for extra credit. I forget that I've done this until I start receiving emails titled "otter lol."

There is a picture of a very cute otter up close looking at the camera

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**Moxxi** @moxxi@mastodon.social · 13h

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Moxxi @moxxi@mastodon.social

It's still cold and snowy and miserable but somehow Moxxi is excited about it??

She crawled all the way to the park, went after not one, not two, not three, but four cars! The park turned into a breakdancing competition. I wasn't ready for that this morning.

moxxi the corgi is face down on the snowy grass. she's wearing a green parka.

moxxi the corgi is belly up on the snowy grass and looking at the camera. she's wearing a green parka.

moxxi the corgi is belly up in a different position on the snowy grass. she's not looking at the camera but at the grass, I guess. she's wearing a green parka.

#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Corgi

**Cysio ** @me · 13h

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Cysio  @me

Do not google the lifespan of a giant dog breed, biggest mistake of my life

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**Vloelei, Wildhearted** @Oneironott@plush.city · 1d *

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Vloelei, Wildhearted @Oneironott@plush.city

the evolution of kobolds on the internet from ‘doglike’ to ‘lizardlike’ to ‘cute mini-dragons’ and then straight into ‘kinky dragon polycule’ is one of my favorite things