God I Love Oranges<p>Updated Intro!</p><p>I'm London, previously of freak.garden! Previously previously of snouts.online. Oof. </p><p>My wife is @SapphicGiraffic@hellsite.site :)</p><p>I am a fat Queer agender mother of 6 and 2 year old children, physically disabled, AuDHD'er w/ a lil basket of other brain fun. I'm Southern, a student of Torah and a dirty rotten Commie, and White if you need that info, too. </p><p>My Passions: dolls/toys, inline skating, cooking, crafting, early 2000's aesthetic and music, pastels, and gardening :)</p>
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God I Love Oranges@hammerhead@goblin.camp
33, Agender, Deep South
Parent, Artist, Fat Chaos Goblin
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2021
- Pronouns
- they/them/London, no feminine terms plz
- Big Interests
- Dolls (BJD, AG, Bratz, NaNaNa), toys, inline skating
- Moderate Interests
- Cooking, gardening, pastel crafting aesthetic, ADHD neurology and advocacy
God I Love Oranges<p>Boundaries Post Cus Those Are A Thing</p><p>-Follows welcome! Interactions not necessary but appreciated. </p><p>-PLEASE remember I am not a woman.</p><p>-I don't tend to tag brief food mentions, but do hide the images/long descriptions. </p><p>-I have a kid, and may talk about her without cw, but images will be under one. </p><p>-I'm an intense person but extremely patient and reasonable. If you are displeased with me, just plainly say so. If I'm displeased with you, you'll know, don't worry. </p><p>-Just don't be a jerk.</p>
God I Love Oranges<p>amazing friendship tactic: gushing about all this money you’re about to come into from selling inherited land and how you’re going to invest it in CD’s to a person who is actively pushing an impossible fundraiser trying to save their home on their family land (which is likely their only chance at stability)</p>
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God I Love Oranges<p>this shit is so intense that when I got a bottle to cover me during an ADHD meds gap I let my sister (who does not have adhd) borrow one for work and the experience was so extreme that they refer to it as “The God Pill” to this day</p>
God I Love Oranges<p>the local mom group has discovered the Poor Man’s Adderall (a specific diet pill with super intense energy and appetite effects) and oh boy here we go </p><p>they have no idea what they’re in for</p>
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God I Love Oranges<p>Lu: oh my god what is that bug </p><p>Me: a moth! </p><p>Lu: oh, hi little moth! what is a moth?</p><p>Me: ummm…. A moth is to a butterfly what a muffin is to a cupcake </p><p>Lili: London what the fuck does that mean? A moth is a night time butterfly, Lucille</p><p>Lu: Oh! A night muffin.</p>
God I Love Oranges<p>Damn good first day thank y’all so much!!!! </p><p>69 more to go…</p>
God I Love Oranges<p>greys orgy truly is a show of all time</p>
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God I Love Oranges<p>next person I see says some shit about the fucking Irish slaves I am going for the trachea</p>
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God I Love Oranges<p>Omg apparently a bunch of gay men’s orgs are standing up to a gay men’s campground in Texas that has a no trans men policy</p>
God I Love Oranges<p>alrighty the gofundme is up!! </p><p>We have 70 days to buy our family home before we lose my great Grammaw’s hard work, what little legacy our family has, and our home that we live in. The story is inside, but suffice to say homophobia, ableism, and absolutely vicious misogyny brought us to this situation and we have only one chance to fix it. </p><p>If y’all got socials offsite, please do share there, this type of fundraiser is often more successful on fb and such than mutual aid posts are! </p><p><a href="https://gofund.me/09ca8978" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">gofund.me/09ca8978</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://goblin.camp/tags/gofundme" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>gofundme</span></a> <a href="https://goblin.camp/tags/crowdfund" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>crowdfund</span></a> <a href="https://goblin.camp/tags/mutualaid" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>mutualaid</span></a> <a href="https://goblin.camp/tags/homeless" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>homeless</span></a> <a href="https://goblin.camp/tags/help" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>help</span></a></p>
God I Love Oranges<p>I got to see some cool babies today!! A hawk, a falcon, and a wee owl! Though I only got pics of the falcon and owl, miss hawk was super backlit.</p>
God I Love Oranges<p>we have just mountains and mountains of evidence, the Rockies and the Alps and the Himalayas worth, that pushing academics earlier and earlier has resulted in a generation of anxious wrecks with piss poor coordination who can’t hand write for shit because their hands are useless jellyfish</p>
God I Love Oranges<p>you want my baby to hold a pencil??? eat shit and die or give her a damn popsicle and push her out into the dirt</p>
God I Love Oranges<p>2 year olds don’t need academic rigor they need freakin gross motor skills</p>
God I Love Oranges<p>I need someone to start a non-academic, non-preschool, no-freakin-pressure play-based age-appropriate daycare for my 2 year old. Dont give her no head start, no readiness, no skills, no infusion. Just tearin’ it up all damn day with a bunch of other ragtag little rabid rugrats. I refuse to subject her to ridiculous modern age inappropriate standards but she craaaaaves social stimulation from peers.</p>
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