There is no Rosetta Stone for zoomer brain rot (?)

I just realized, that’s me.

I’m that friend

Making silly whispered comments about minor speaking errors or, barring that, puns. So many puns

♥️ thanks OP

Superb

I’m ootl but I thought 8chan was the fork, and is more degenerate

For those with short attention spans, it’s paraquat

Me, looking at humanity

Grand Master (chess) > Game Master > Literal dog shit > General Motors

Better? ;-)

Broke: Conditioning your vampire children to be immune to all religious symbols through exposure therapy

Woke: Seeing religious symbols in mundane objects everywhere because your vampire father thought exposure therapy was a good idea

Bespoke: Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett

(I’m old and don’t fully understand this format, but I like to join in)

Not annoyed, but i enjoy annoying red hats by taking about how much I appreciate BLM. As soon as they start spouting off I start talking about how we camped on Bureau of Land Management land out west and it was great.

Alternatively, how Brennan Lee Mulligan is a great GM

Also Game Master > General Motors

Isn’t piece slang for cob?

that’s a moot point

Lol

On the topic of suppressing testosterone: it doesn’t work like that. It works the opposite way in fact. Biological males have estrogen, but the testosterone suppresses its effects.

Ooooh, flight fire with fire

“SoY LoWeRs yOuR TeStOsTeRoNe”

“It doesn’t lower testosterone, it just helps identify the low T beta cucks in the room. Real men™ can drink soy all day with no ill effects. It’s the low T boys that get turned into sissies. They’re not man enough for soy. Joe Rogan talked about it”

NGL I almost deleted it this morning, glad it made you giggle

Not exactly plot armor. Well kinda. Definitely loss of suspension of belief.

Obi-Wan escorting Leia under his trenchcoat through a giant active hangar. The chase through the trees earlier in the series was obviously a cost cutting sound stage scene that I could cross my eyes and say “this is like a stage play, sure”, but that hangar scene? Cmon guys, you can do better than that. Put her in a box and push the box with a cart. Like, it could have wheels for crying out loud. You could’ve spent less on a box and a cart then you did on that ridiculous rain coat

TW: crude and insensitive joke (hopefully the spoiler tag works lol)

ETA: lemme know if you need this taken down. Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win

!It’s funny, blahaj.zone is full of pussies, and .ml is full of cunts, and yet there’s no dedicated space for women!<

OP is doing some top tier shitposting here, and a lot of commenters are missing it.

It’s hilarious

Do you think someone would go on the Internet and lie?

And that they’d be so bold as to do it on the famed Christian website 4chan, where telling falsehoods are banned? Breaking a web rule!?

Rubbish and poppycock!

I think you missed the second part of my response.

Lemme spell it out more explicitly. The majority of voting humans will not accept a world without single use plastics. This is because they are dumb as shit. If an alternative is presented that is functionally the same the masses will more readily accept a ban on petroleum based single use non-biodegradable plastics (paper replacements are not functionally the same. see paper straws). Now I don’t want to get bogged down in pedantry, so let’s keep this broad.

Packaging materials, coffee cup lids, shrink wrap, the list goes on. The world is addicted to cheap throwaway plastics and they will need to be weaned off or the petroleum lobby will just rile up the majority and regulation will fail. This is what I’m saying. Will the alternative have it’s own problems? Absolutely. The hydrophobic coatings they’ll put on food containers will give people cancer. Your scenario at the top is very probable, or something like it. But good luck convincing them to jump straight to sustainability.

Hell, I’m typing this on a device made of materials mined by children and assembled by political prisoners. And when it breaks, I’ll go buy another, because I need it to work. If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go drink until I’m not thinking about this anymore